Monday, May 13, 2019

Physical Comedy 101


Good idea to begin with warm up exercises and icebreakers to get more into the body. 


Silent comedy is a style of film, related to but distinct from mime, invented to bring comedy into the medium of film in the silent film era (1900s–1920s) before a synchronized soundtrack which could include talking was technologically available for the majority of films. Silent comedy is still practiced, albeit much less frequently, and it has influenced comedy in modern media as well.
Many of the techniques of silent comedy were borrowed from vaudeville traditions with many silent comedies such as Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin getting their start in vaudeville. Silent comedies often place heavy emphasis on visual and physical humors, often including "sight gags", to tell stories and entertain the viewer. Many of these physical gags are exaggerated forms of violence which came to be called "slapstick". The "prat fall", slipping on a banana peel, getting soaked with water, and getting a pie thrown in one's face are all classic examples of slapstick comedy devices.

This all started at Brett's place on Friday night. We had a longing standing tradition of practicing our pratfalls once the evening's festivities got going. 



What are some Physical Comedians 
you watched growing up?



Be careful. Safety first. 

Or in Harold Llyod's case,

Safety Last... 


Physical comedy is important to us both and it reminds me of those distant days working out gags on Cable Access television. Operating out of Adelphia's studio in Hermosa Beach, me and friends cobbled together 14 episodes, which aired on channel 54 Tuesdays at 10pm. Named after what my High School English teacher wrote on my essay, the show's name was Flippant.


The hardest I've ever fallen on stage was during Ron Paul the Musical, written and produced by Cameron Ford. I was playing Ron Paul who was himself playing a punk rock Jello Biafra type in the scene. I hit the chorus and then jumped backward onto the stage. In addition to tips like 'follow through with the action you were doing before the slip' and 'grab onto something for help that only makes the situation worse', I remember the Director telling me not to fall so hard during rehearsal. He told me the audience identified more with the pain than with the joke. He was right. After I landed squarely on my back with a THUD, an audible GASP reverberated through the crowd. Moment watchable at 45:44 in the following video.

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I don't regret it, but I do know have more of an appreciation for the original gangsters of comedy and their apparent control, especially when placing themselves in precarious predicaments.

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  Charlie Chaplin  


Chaplin's childhood in London was one of poverty and hardship, as his father was absent and his mother struggled financially, and he was sent to a workhouse twice before the age of nine. When he was 14, his mother was committed to a mental asylum. Chaplin began performing at an early age, touring music halls and later working as a stage actor and comedian. At 19, he was signed to the prestigious Fred Karno company, which took him to America. He was scouted for the film industry and began appearing in 1914 for Keystone Studios. He soon developed the Tramp persona and formed a large fan base. He directed his own films and continued to hone his craft as he moved to the EssanayMutual, and First National corporations. By 1918, he was one of the best-known figures in the world.

Marx Brothers


The brothers were from a family of artists, and their musical talent was encouraged from an early age. Harpo was particularly talented, learning to play an estimated six different instruments throughout his career. He became a dedicated harpist, which gave him his nickname.[20] Chico was an excellent pianist, Groucho a guitarist and singer, and Zeppo a vocalist.
They got their start in vaudeville, where their uncle Albert SchΓΆnberg performed as Al Shean of Gallagher and Shean. Groucho's debut was in 1905, mainly as a singer. By 1907, he and Gummo were singing together as "The Three Nightingales" with Mabel O'Donnell.[21] The next year, Harpo became the fourth Nightingale and by 1910, the group briefly expanded to include their mother Minnie and their Aunt Hannah. The troupe was renamed "The Six Mascots".
 Laurel and Hardy 


Prior to emerging as a team, both actors had well-established film careers. Laurel had appeared in over 50 films as an actor (while also working as a writer and director), while Hardy had been in more than 250 productions. The two comedians had previously worked together as cast members on the film The Lucky Dog in 1921. However, they were not a comedy team at that time and it was not until 1926 that they appeared in a movie short together, when both separately signed contracts with the Hal Roach film studio.[3] Laurel and Hardy officially became a team in 1927 when they appeared together in the silent short film Putting Pants on Philip

  Buster Keaton  


Keaton was born into a vaudeville family in Piqua, Kansas,[12] the small town where his mother, Myra Keaton (nΓ©e Cutler), was when she went into labor. He was named "Joseph" to continue a tradition on his father's side (he was sixth in a line bearing the name Joseph Keaton)[1] and "Frank" for his maternal grandfather, who disapproved of his parents' union. Later, Keaton changed his middle name to "Francis".[1] His father was Joseph Hallie "Joe" Keaton, who owned a traveling show with Harry Houdinicalled the Mohawk Indian Medicine Company, which performed on stage and sold patent medicine on the side.

  Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle  


An American silent film actor, comedian, director, and screenwriter. Starting at the Selig Polyscope Company he eventually moved to Keystone Studios, where he worked with Mabel Normand and Harold Lloyd. He mentored Charlie Chaplin and discovered Buster Keaton and Bob Hope. Arbuckle was one of the most popular silent stars of the 1910s, and soon became one of the highest paid actors in Hollywood, signing a contract in 1920 with Paramount Pictures for US$14,000.00 (equivalent to approximately one million in 2018 dollars).
Between November 1921 and April 1922, Arbuckle was the defendant in three widely publicized trials for the rape and manslaughterof actress Virginia Rappe. Rappe had fallen ill at a party hosted by Arbuckle at the St. Francis Hotel in San Francisco in September 1921; she died four days later. Arbuckle was accused by Rappe's acquaintance of raping and accidentally killing Rappe. After the first two trials, which resulted in hung juries, Arbuckle was acquitted in the third trial and received a formal written statement of apology from the jury.
Despite Arbuckle's acquittal, the scandal has mostly overshadowed his legacy as a pioneering comedian. Following the trials, his films were banned and he was publicly ostracized. Although the ban on his films was lifted within a year, Arbuckle only worked sparingly through the 1920s. He later worked as a film director under the alias William Goodrich. He was finally able to return to acting, making short two-reel comedies in 1932 for Warner Bros.

  W. C. Fields  


Fields later embellished stories of his childhood, depicting himself as a runaway who lived by his wits on the streets of Philadelphia from an early age, but his home life seems to have been reasonably happy. He had already discovered in himself a facility for juggling, and a performance he witnessed at a local theater inspired him to dedicate substantial time to perfecting his juggling. At age 17, he was living with his family and performing a juggling act at church and theater shows.


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Many silent era film comedians got their start in Vaudeville, a period of theater which featured variety acts and ran from the early 1880s to the early 1930s.




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And of course, there are many modern practitioners of physical comedy. Here are a brave few...


  Three Stooges  


  John Belushi  


  Chevy Chase  



  Jim Carrey  


  Chris Farley  


  John Cleese  


  Rowan Atkinson  


There are many, many more physical comedians, 
including Steve Martin, Martin Short, 
 Robin Williams, Dane Cook, Conan O’Brien... 
alas too many to mention all here.


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Now to do physical comedy effectively,

without hurting oneself, one must

become a proud member of the CCCP

(Certified Consummate Comedy Professionals)

Whether it's slipping, tripping colliding, falling down, getting slapped, making funny faces, walking into doors, or a simple double-take; one ought to remember that practice makes perfect and can prevent any serious injuries. This also applies to stage combat for serious roles. 

Here are some tips and tricks 

from professionals on how to pratfall:




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Now it's your turn class. With the cameras on your phones shoot a simple sight gag.

Here is a list of possible jokes involving physical comedy:

slips
punches
side falls
tumbling
silly dance
somersaults
forward falls
fake eye pokes
pies to the face
backward falls
kicks to the bum
pulling door in face
can't seem to get bucket off foot

or others TBD

For Safety:
Run it by me first before practicing!

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Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Bloody Haymarket Summary

CLICK LINK above for podcast
(starts at 12:33)

For Haymarket Riot Scene watch the following video from 6:22:


Here's the full Play which the Radio Drama is taken from:





















































Sunday, May 5, 2019

Horticulture 101

Table of Contents:
I. Introduction - why the cultivation of crops matters
II. The importance of farming throughout history
III. Why aren't tomatoes legal
IV. History of drug laws
V. Marijuana: a cash crop
VI. The argument against
VII. Other plants to consider
VIII. Growing basics and essentials



INTRODUCTION: 

The modern age has provided us with much, yet something seems to be missing. Few could argue that penicillin, central heating, and mass production of consumer goods aren't major accomplishments that shouldn't be traded for anything, yet, at the same time, we have become increasingly disconnected from mother nature and the techniques that got us to this point. When we look out upon the world, it's easier to name kinds of cars than it is to name types of trees. Perhaps we ought to have an archaic revival.


A BRIEF HISTORY OF FARMING


By Tim Lambert

The Farming Revolution

Farming first began in the Fertile Crescent, which stretches from Israel north to southeast Turkey then curves southeast to the Persian Gulf. However agriculture was also invented independently in other parts of the world as well. Meanwhile farming spread from the Middle East to Europe. 

By about 4,000 BC 

  • People in central Europe were using oxen to pull plows and wagons. 
  • About the same time people in the Middle East began using donkeys as beasts of burden. 
  • Also horses were domesticated on the steppes of Eurasia.

Farming in the Ancient World


Egypt was said to be the gift of the Nile. Each summer the Nile flooded and provided water to grow crops. For irrigation Egyptians used a device called . It was a 'see-saw' with a leather container at one end, which was filled with water and a counterweight at the other. When the Nile flooded it also deposited silt over the land near the banks, which made the land very fertile once the water had subsided.

In contrast farmers in Greece were hampered by rocky soil. Nevertheless they grew barley and wheat. Greek farmers also grew olives (which were part of their staple diet) and they grew vines. Greek farmers also raised goats and sheep.

In France and England the Celts grew crops in rectangular fields. They raised pigs, sheep and cattle. They stored grain in pits lined with stone or wicker and sealed with clay. The Celts also brewed beer from barley.

In Israel farmers grew olives. They also grew crops of flax (for linen), wheat and barley. The people planted vegetables. Grapes were also an important crop. So were pomegranates and figs. Meanwhile shepherds looked after sheep and goats. Farmers also kept oxen and asses. Both were used for pulling plows. Oxen also threshed grain by walking on it.
The Chinese began farming about 5,000 BC. From about 5,000 BC rice was cultivated in southern China and millet was grown in the north. By 5,000 BC dogs and pigs were 
domesticated. By 3,000 BC sheep and (in the south) cattle were domesticated. Finally horses were introduced into China between 3,000 and 2,300 BC.

Under the Han Dynasty agriculture improved partly due to an increasing number of irrigation schemes, partly due to the increasing use of buffaloes to pull plows and partly due to crop rotation which was introduced into China about 100 BC.
Meanwhile in the Roman Empire most people continued to use the same methods of farming they had employed for centuries. 

21st Century Farming


The latest development in farming is genetically engineered crops. GM crops are now being grown in many countries.



A Moral Argument for the Legalization of Nature

Food of the Gods
by Terrence McKenna

FULL TEXT HERE

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Marijuana; a Cash Crop?
Schools are Growing

Here's How Much Money States Are Raking In From Legal Marijuana Sales



PUEBLO, CO - September 3, 2016: A truck rushes past the LSF farm in Pueblo County, one of the only places in Colorado that allows for commercial cannabis grows outdoors, like the marijuana farm Los SueΓ±os Farms LLC. LSF owns 36 acres of rich farmland in Pueblo County, Colorado, which it leases to four Colorado licensed retail marijuana cultivations: Farmboy LLC, Baseball 18 LLC, Los SueΓ±os LLC and Emerald Fields Grow LLC. (Photo by Vince Chandler / The Denver Post)
     On Jan. 1, 2018, the US's largest and most populated state — California — oversaw the legalization of recreational marijuana. Though not the first state to do this, California's action is a milestone for the cannabis industry, and for American drug legislation in general. Almost as, if not equally, important is the fact that marijuana's recreational legality comes with major taxes: a 15% statewide tax on all recreational and medical cannabis products, and additional local taxes and fees.
     Much of the country's outmoded views on cannabis persist, but in the arena of legislation, these arguments are falling on deaf ears. Legalization of cannabis has opened a door to a massive, new source of revenue for state governments. Click through to read about one of the fastest-growing industries to invest in for 2018, and how much states are making off it.
Estimated sales in the past year in the US from cannabis, either medical or recreational. Note: Colorado, Oregon and Washington totals are recreational only.
Estimated sales in the past year in the US from cannabis, either medical or recreational. Note: Colorado, Oregon and Washington totals are recreational only.
 TABLEAU

States With Legal Medical Marijuana and Sales
      It's been over 20 years since California became the first state to make marijuana legal — medical use of it, that is. Proposition 215, or the Compassionate Use Act of 1996, was voted on by residents during the November elections that year, passing by 5,382,915 "yes" votes to 4,301,960 "no" votes. Now in 2018, at least a dozen states offer legal medical use of marijuana. Take a look at the sales numbers states have tallied thanks to medical cannabis:
Arizona$406.7 millionMinnesota$9.6 million
Connecticut$50 millionMontana$31.8 million
Delaware$7.1 millionNew Hampshire$7.2 million
Florida$17.4 millionNew Jersey$37 million
Hawaii$17.2 millionNew Mexico$54.2 million
Illinois$91.1 millionNew York$40.9 million
Michigan$633 millionRhode Island$60.2 million

Sales revenue varies widely depending on the state, but even without recreational use being legal, medical marijuana can put up huge numbers. Michigan legalized marijuana for medical use in 2008, and Arizona did the same in 2010. Since then, these two states have recorded over $600 million and $400 million in cannabis sales, respectively.

States With Legal Recreational Marijuana and Sales
        The newest of new frontiers is legal recreational use of marijuana. California might have been first to legalize for medical purposes, but it was Colorado and Washington that trail-blazed recreational legislation in 2012. Since then, seven additional states, plus Washington, DC, have legalized marijuana. Here's a breakdown of their sales totals:
Alaska$39.5 millionMassachusetts$106 million
California$2.75 billionNevada$102.7 million
Colorado$1.56 billionOregon$777.6 million
District of Columbia$17.7 millionWashington$1 billion
Maine$83.4 million
Not surprisingly, California is a juggernaut with over $2.75 billion in cannabis sales. Yet its northern neighbors Oregon and Washington are no slouches either. Oregon tallied more than $500 million in recreational sales and another $275 million in medical. Washington pulled in over $975 million through recreational, plus $61 million from medical sales.
         Washington has marijuana sales in excess of $1 billion despite its population being a fraction of California's — 7.4 million in Washington vs. 39.5 million— while its GDP is less than a fifth of the Golden State's: $517 billion vs. $2.8 trillion, according to the Bureau of Economic Analysis. Indeed, such outsize profits is one of the main draws of legalized, taxed marijuana. Meanwhile, in 17 other states, marijuana remains a controlled substance, and three states — Idaho, Kansas and Nebraska — don't even have standing laws addressing marijuana-related use.


Arguments Against Legalization
https://marijuana.procon.org/

Other Plants to Consider
Shamansgarden.com
https://www.shamansgarden.com/ 

Ethnoplants 
https://www.ethnoplants.com/gb/ 

Seedman
https://www.seedman.com/

Similarly growing plants
http://www.cannabiscommunityinfo.com/best-non-cannabis-plants-to-practice-growing-before-the-real-thing/

Tomatoes, Blue Lotus, Hops, and Liverwort




Plant Growing Basics and Essentials



Instructions:
  • mix potting soil with expandable  coconut coir brick (after fully expanding with hot/warm water 🚨warning🚨: should be completely expanded otherwise your plant's going to die)
  • fill pot half way or quarter way with soil mixture
  • place seeds on top of soil - seed's distance apart depending on type of seeds (read instruction on the seed package or just google it!!) 
  • fill up pot with soil mixture - leaving some space between soil and top of your container
  • apply light pressure with your hand - making soil even at the same level
  • water plants with spray bottle if possible - using finger to determine level of soil moisture -  gently taking care not to crush seeds ( do not saturate soil it is going to make your plant sink and die)
  • put your pot in a location that is warm and has ventilation






one week later.....⏳⌛⌛

bell pepper, broccoli, beets, peas, yellow tomato, squash,basil, spinach, lettuce, cherry tomato, bok-choy, zucchini, bush beans are growing (14 out of 16)😎😍😍😜


Nattakit says, "get growing."

Friday, May 3, 2019

Robert Johnson at the Crossroads




Robert Johnson vs. the Devil

Robert Johnson: Hey buddy, What cha doin’?

Devil: Hi, Where are you going, man?

R: Nowhere man, just walking without any destination, But wait!! Why don’t you have legs man? How you stand on the floor?

D: It’s special right?

R: Where is my guitar? Give it back to me man! I have nothing left. That’s my soul.

D:Yea,I can give it to you. But you gotta make a choice, ya got two choices. First, from this day forward, you have nine years to live. You can do whatever you want. You will be rich as much as you want. But after that I WILL TAKE YOU!!!

R: How about the second one?

D: It’s you just living your normal life.


R: Everybody wants to be rich. So tired of being poor. I choose first

A horn blows off in the distance.

He wakes up in the middle of the road. He can’t decide. Is that real or not. But it’s still stuck in his head.

--------------9 years later ------------

He is being famous and rich. Unfortunately, those things bring him to have drug addiction. One night, those memories came back to his brain again. He saw that the big man is going to come and take him, because of that deal he made, he drinks poisoned alcohol at the age of 27.

-       -  Patt








Wednesday, May 1, 2019

Portrait by the Great Des Pickard


Spitting likeness.

One good turn deserves another...


my painting of Des.


A CAUTIONARY COLD WAR TALE






































  PBS Documentary  
  Secrets of the Dead:  
 The Man Who Saved the World